中譯byBone
Jenna, time to pee on a stick!珍娜，該在驗孕棒上尿尿了！
I don't wanna know.
我不想知道
C'mon honey, you've waited long enough
快點親愛的，你拖太久了。
Get to it and do it
面對現實，快測吧！
Okay girls, enough!
好啦姊妹們，夠了！
You know what we mean
你懂我們的意思
I hope you drank enough this mornin'
希望你今天早上水分有補足
C'mon sweetie, it's better to know
來吧親愛的，知道總比不知道好
We'll be right here with you so
我們會在身邊陪著你
It's no or it's yes
反正要嘛是“沒”，要嘛是“有”
But either way you gotta take the test
但不管怎樣，你都得測一下
A squat and a squeeze
不過是蹲下，擠一下
A prayer and a please
向天祈禱一下
It's nothin'
這沒什麼
A stick and a line
棍子上如果是一條線
Just one of 'em - if I'm lucky
希望只有一條，如果我走運的話
A pot and a piss
在夜壺來個一小泡
Here we go sis
來吧，姊妹
An' we'll keep our focus on
然後讓我們集中聚焦於
The negative!
陰性結果！
Read the instructions
唸一下說明書
Se puede saber la duración de la-
(西班牙文)
English!
唸英文的
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
請勿將驗孕棒插入陰道
Wooow. Thank you, Dawn.
哇，謝謝你喔，道恩。
How'd I ever get myself in this mess?
我怎麼會讓自己陷入這種處境？
One drunk night an' that stupid red dress
不就是個醉酒夜，還有那件愚蠢的紅裙
Aw, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like a ice-skating outfit!
啊，我喜歡那件紅裙子！閃閃發亮的，看起來像套滑冰服！
Ugh, stay with us, Dawn!
哎，道恩，回到主題！
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
也許他的"傢俬"可能出問題？
What if his boys don't swim, I mean, wow!
說不定他的蟲蟲不會游泳，哇！
Miraculous luck!
可能碰上奇蹟般的運氣！
Damn, miraculous!
天哪，還真要是個奇蹟！
To get away with an unprotected fu-!
想逃過一次無套的結果！
Funny how one night
真可笑，一夜激情
Can ruin your whole life
就能毀掉你的一生
Don't go there yet
別急著下定論
We don't know what the test says
我們還不知道測試結果呢
I'm already panicked!
我已經慌了！
Just calm down, god damn it!
哎呀，冷靜點！
Maybe it'll all be fine
也許一切都會好起來
Maybe there'll be just one line
也許會只有一條線
English!
唸英文的
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
請勿將驗孕棒插入陰道
Wooow. Thank you, Dawn.
哇，謝謝你喔，道恩。
How'd I ever get myself in this mess?
我怎麼會讓自己陷入這種處境？
One drunk night an' that stupid red dress
不就是個醉酒夜，還有那件愚蠢的紅裙
Aw, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like a ice-skating outfit!
啊，我喜歡那件紅裙子！閃閃發亮的，看起來像套滑冰服！
Ugh, stay with us, Dawn!
哎，道恩，回到主題！
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
也許他的"傢俬"可能出問題？
What if his boys don't swim, I mean, wow!
說不定他的蟲蟲不會游泳，哇！
Miraculous luck!
可能碰上奇蹟般的運氣！
Damn, miraculous!
天哪，還真要是個奇蹟！
To get away with an unprotected fu-!
想逃過一次無套的結果！
Funny how one night
真可笑，一夜激情
Can ruin your whole life
就能毀掉你的一生
Don't go there yet
別急著下定論
We don't know what the test says
我們還不知道測試結果呢
I'm already panicked!
我已經慌了！
Just calm down, god damn it!
哎呀，冷靜點！
Maybe it'll all be fine
也許一切都會好起來
Maybe there'll be just one line
也許會只有一條線
Come on, negative!
加油，來個陰性吧！
I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore?
我以為你現在很少跟老公同房了？
Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like — sleep with my husband.
唉，我－他把我灌醉了。我喝酒時就會做些蠢事，例如──跟我老公睡了。
Honey, we've all made that mistake!
親愛的，我們都犯過這種錯！
Focus on the negative!
集中聚焦於陰性結果！
This will all be alright
一切都會沒事的。
It was only one night
那不過是一夜的事
Someone
來人啊
Send me a sign
給我個徵兆吧
One line
來個一條線
One line
一條線
That means the test is ready
鈴聲代表測試結果出來了。
This is it...
結果揭曉…
...shit
……幹。
加油，來個陰性吧！
I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore?
我以為你現在很少跟老公同房了？
Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like — sleep with my husband.
唉，我－他把我灌醉了。我喝酒時就會做些蠢事，例如──跟我老公睡了。
Honey, we've all made that mistake!
親愛的，我們都犯過這種錯！
Focus on the negative!
集中聚焦於陰性結果！
This will all be alright
一切都會沒事的。
It was only one night
那不過是一夜的事
Someone
來人啊
Send me a sign
給我個徵兆吧
One line
來個一條線
One line
一條線
That means the test is ready
鈴聲代表測試結果出來了。
This is it...
結果揭曉…
...shit
……幹。